I know you were waiting with baited breath for me to post the 2009 Nascar Sprint cup schedule, but before I do let me say I missed watching the races on race day 14 times. I missed those 14 races due to family obligations and activities with friends. I have made it clear to most everyone that I am a freak for Nascar. I don't know what to do with myself on Sundays between the last race and the 500 every year. Basically if anyone wants something from me on Sundays starting in February, you are S.O.L. 2009 will be the year of ME. I am NOT going to miss a race for ANYONE or ANY REASON. I even had my mom schedule our family trip to Disneyland around the points races, so that I wouldn't miss one. I will miss the All-star race, but I can always watch that in the hotel.
Now, of those 14 times I didn't get to watch 5 of them at all. The last 9 I taped and then had to stay completely away from Phone, TV and Internet until I got to watch the taped race. Which was difficult to.
That will NOT be happening this year.
Here is the deal.
There are 26 points races to get into the chase. There are 10 races in the chase to determine who is the Champion. There are also 2 non points races. The Shoot out on 2/7/09 and the All=star race on 5/16/09.
So here is the schedule and some side notes.
2/7/09 The Shoot-0ut
2/9/09 Speed Week starts.
2/12/09 The duels at Daytona
2/13/09 Daytona 500 Qualifying
2/15/09 MY Superbowl. The DAYTONA 500
(unlike the football Superbowl, I will not have or attend a party. This is MY race and I watch it MY way.)
2/22/09 Auto Club 500 Auto Club speedway
3/1/09 Shelby 427 at Las Vegas
3/8/09 Kobalt tools 500 Atlanta
3/22/09 Food City 500 Bristol
3/29/09 Goodie's Fast relief 500 Martinsville
4/5/09 Samsung 500 Texas
4/18/09 Subway fresh fit 500
4/26/09 Aarons 499 TALLADEGA This is like a Daytona race for me.
5/2/09 Your name here 400 Richmond
5/9/09 Southern 500 Darlington
5/16 the non points all star race at Lowes
5/24/09 Coke 600 Lowes
5/31/09 Dover 400 Dover
6/7/09 Pocono 500 Pocono
6/14/09 lifelock 400 Michigan
6/21/09 Toyota/savemart 350 Infineon (aka Sears Point)
6/28/09 Lenox industrial tools 301 New Hampshire
7/4/09 Coke Zero 400 Daytona - This is a holiday race
7/11/09 Life lock.com 400 Chicagoland
7/26/09 Allstate 400 AT THE BRICKYARD
8/2/09 Pennsylvania 500 Pocono
8/9/09 To be announced Watkins Glenn
8/16/09 To be announced Michigan
8/22/09 Sharpie 500 Bristol
9/6/09 Pep boys 500 Atalanta
9/12/09 Chevy Rock n Roll 400 Richmond ****last points race of regular season.
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THE CHASE FOR THE SPRINT CUP
9/20/09 Sylvania 300 New Hampshire
9/27/09 Dover 400 Dover
10/4/09 Kansas 400 Kansas
10/11/09 Pepsi 500 Auto Club speedway
10/17/09 Bank of America 500 Lowes
10/25/09 To be announced Martinsville
11/01/09 Amp Energy 500 Talladega
11/08/09 Dickie's 500 Texas
11/15/09 Checker o'reilly auto parts 500 presented by Pennzoil Phoenix
11/22/09 FORD 400 HOMESTEAD MIAMI **this is the last race of the year. My weekends are now free until next February.
Nascar is important to me. Watching all of the races is important to me.
My kind and caring husband gladly takes over the Mommy jobs on the days that there are races. During the race, I don't have to cook/clean/answer the phone/entertain or parent. I for the most part get to watch the races alone, and in total quiet.
Yes I am one of those weirdo's that watches every singles lap, every left turn, everything.
I am counting down the days until I get to hear Darrel Waltrip say the now famous phrase, "Boogidy boogidy boogidy lets go racing boys!"
So sit down, strap in and enjoy the ride. Its going to be a good year!
THE 9 IN 09! That's my prediction!
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
There a pie
No not real pie. Brain pie. (therapy)
The past year and a half I have been feeling anxious. People make me anxious. The thought of my geriatric dog completing the circle of life makes me anxious. Certain situations make me anxious.
I started thinking that something my be really wrong with me. 1 guess as to how that made me feel.
I thought that I'd never feel better again.
That is until now.
I am feeling better. I have a nice person that I talk to.
I am finding through therapy that only I am in control of me. I control my thoughts, actions, and feelings. That no one else can control me or take advantage of me unless I let them. (There is alot of power in that. )
It is re enforcing what I already knew. I am just as worthy as anyone else of love, praise, kindness, nice words, acceptance, fairness, and happiness, and that it is alright to want to make people happy, but it is entirely different if I do it to my own detriment.
She is helping me remove some of my people anxiety. I am coming to accept the fact that no matter what I do, there are going to people that don't like me. That it is OK and that I am allowed to let it go. That I can release myself from feeling like I have failed when people don't like me or when a friendship fails.
I carried a certain amount of guilt and the feeling of failure for the end of an extremely toxic friendship. It wasn't alot, it was just enough to keep me holding on to a memory.
The literal and realist thinking side of my brain knew that a friendship with an untreated alcoholic is not a friendship. It knew that to some point I was a means to an end. But most importantly it knew I was an enabler. Now the other side of my brain which I consider to be granola, idealistically held on to the hope that she'd go to treatment. She'd get sober, and things would be all sunshine and lollipops, and we'd be skipping down a rainbow again. That didn't happen and in August, the rational side finally won, and I cut that friendship loose.
The loss made me feel better. But it didn't make me feel GOOD.
Definitely not this good.
With this new found hope, I am changing. "she" says I am evolving. I say Bah, just changing. I don't need the fancy word.
I am changing. The way I looked at things a year ago, 6 months ago are not necessarily the way I am looking at things now.
I am finding my voice, I am achieving my balance. I know what I love to do and I am doing it. (I just can't say how much I enjoy volunteering at the school. I'd be there all day every day if I could.) Sometimes I say that its alot of work and complain about it to my friends, but everyone feels that way about something. Heck, motherhood is the HARDEST and most work I have ever done. Do I complain about it to my friends? Hell ya, do I stop doing it? Hell NO!
My stress level is dropping. It feels so good to have that knot out of my back. I am definitely not getting riled up about silly things as much. For instance, my mother asked that I look mainstream for Christmas. I took the red out of my hair. The old me would have let that fester and swell and I'd get all worked up and huffy. ITS ONLY HAIR. Really, I'd have gotten worked up about hair. So, I did it for my mom. I figure it was a good Christmas gift, and really she's my mom and it was not an out of line request. I accept the fact that she doesn't like to see me all pierced and tattooed. It scares her that I have a Harley. That's her deal not mine, but red hair that was really all she could handle.
Anyway, its going to be 2009 soon. (I get my car back on the 9Th, its 2009, and the 9 is the car I pull for in Nascar) I resolve to continue my change, to remain sober, and to remain smoke free. '09 is going to be a great year!
Happy New Year to all. I hope you and yours are safe and happy!
The past year and a half I have been feeling anxious. People make me anxious. The thought of my geriatric dog completing the circle of life makes me anxious. Certain situations make me anxious.
I started thinking that something my be really wrong with me. 1 guess as to how that made me feel.
I thought that I'd never feel better again.
That is until now.
I am feeling better. I have a nice person that I talk to.
I am finding through therapy that only I am in control of me. I control my thoughts, actions, and feelings. That no one else can control me or take advantage of me unless I let them. (There is alot of power in that. )
It is re enforcing what I already knew. I am just as worthy as anyone else of love, praise, kindness, nice words, acceptance, fairness, and happiness, and that it is alright to want to make people happy, but it is entirely different if I do it to my own detriment.
She is helping me remove some of my people anxiety. I am coming to accept the fact that no matter what I do, there are going to people that don't like me. That it is OK and that I am allowed to let it go. That I can release myself from feeling like I have failed when people don't like me or when a friendship fails.
I carried a certain amount of guilt and the feeling of failure for the end of an extremely toxic friendship. It wasn't alot, it was just enough to keep me holding on to a memory.
The literal and realist thinking side of my brain knew that a friendship with an untreated alcoholic is not a friendship. It knew that to some point I was a means to an end. But most importantly it knew I was an enabler. Now the other side of my brain which I consider to be granola, idealistically held on to the hope that she'd go to treatment. She'd get sober, and things would be all sunshine and lollipops, and we'd be skipping down a rainbow again. That didn't happen and in August, the rational side finally won, and I cut that friendship loose.
The loss made me feel better. But it didn't make me feel GOOD.
Definitely not this good.
With this new found hope, I am changing. "she" says I am evolving. I say Bah, just changing. I don't need the fancy word.
I am changing. The way I looked at things a year ago, 6 months ago are not necessarily the way I am looking at things now.
I am finding my voice, I am achieving my balance. I know what I love to do and I am doing it. (I just can't say how much I enjoy volunteering at the school. I'd be there all day every day if I could.) Sometimes I say that its alot of work and complain about it to my friends, but everyone feels that way about something. Heck, motherhood is the HARDEST and most work I have ever done. Do I complain about it to my friends? Hell ya, do I stop doing it? Hell NO!
My stress level is dropping. It feels so good to have that knot out of my back. I am definitely not getting riled up about silly things as much. For instance, my mother asked that I look mainstream for Christmas. I took the red out of my hair. The old me would have let that fester and swell and I'd get all worked up and huffy. ITS ONLY HAIR. Really, I'd have gotten worked up about hair. So, I did it for my mom. I figure it was a good Christmas gift, and really she's my mom and it was not an out of line request. I accept the fact that she doesn't like to see me all pierced and tattooed. It scares her that I have a Harley. That's her deal not mine, but red hair that was really all she could handle.
Anyway, its going to be 2009 soon. (I get my car back on the 9Th, its 2009, and the 9 is the car I pull for in Nascar) I resolve to continue my change, to remain sober, and to remain smoke free. '09 is going to be a great year!
Happy New Year to all. I hope you and yours are safe and happy!
Monday, December 29, 2008
December
December came in like a lion, and has kept roaring since its arrival.
The month started off with me getting to know the car in front of me, and saying a temporary good-bye to a loved one. (my auto)
Then to add insult to injury, the stomach flu came to my house and stayed a bit. (why is it someone in my family has to puke for Christmas?)
There are only a handful of times per year someone in my house either vomits, or has some sort of accident. It is either for Christmas, or 2 days after my mother has left the country for 6 weeks.
[Example October 1999. My mother leaves the country, Ben who is 5 months old, gets the flu. Then I get the flu.....then KC gets the flu, passes out in the bathroom, falls and hits his head on the toilet, and has to be taken by ambulance to the hospital.
Worried that my dear husband has some sort of Cerebral Hemorrhage, I call my moms friend who kindly came and watched puke boy so I could rush to the hospital to be ill by my husbands bedside.
Luckily it was only a MINOR flesh wound, but my time of being able to be ill lasted about 4 hours. So puke and feverish, I take my poor man home, put him to bed, feed the boy, put him to bed, and I slept on the couch with a bucket. Who ever coined the phrase, "mothers are never allowed to be ill" was a freaking genius.]
So after the illness that struck Ben and I, completely missing Sarah and KC, it snowed. Not the cute "oh its snowing" kind of snow. Oh NO it had to be the city crippling kind. The kind of snow that cancels the last week of school before the winter 2 week break. THANK YOU MOTHER NATURE! YOU ARE A BITCH! I am happy that I am overly organized and had all of the shopping done by Halloween. If I hadn't have been like that I would have been screwed. Because I unlike many people here in Oregon, know my limitations when driving. I lived through a winter in Provo Utah. I can drive in snow. I had to. I can put my chains on, and can slowly get to where I am going if I absolutely need to. If you can drive in Utah, you can drive anywhere.....You haven't lived until you have driven there....There is really no way to put it other than, Picture it an old VW micro bus with 9 kids in it on Sunday LATE for church. I'd take snow any day over the bus. When a Mormon is late for church you'd be better off putting your car into the ditch yourself....Sorry to offend the Koreans, but you have nothing on a Mormon. Sorry. I'd actually prefer the scary ride with the Korean than a late Mormon. I know I am digressing, but bear with me. There is a thing we used to call the Mormon miracle...Church started at 9am. When church started there were a few families that made it on time. The singles that made it on time, and the Senior that made it on time. The Mormon miracle was that after you opened your eyes after the prayer (at 9:05) the sanctuary was FULL.
So back to December. By the 22ND I had cabin fever. I couldn't take it anymore. Neither could my friend Steph. She and her hubby Kevin, went Christmas shopping and left their kids with me. Oddly with 4 kids in the house, it got considerably quieter. She took my kids home with her that night and they all had a sleep over. KC got up on the 23rd and went to work, so that left me ALONE in my house.......which I spent cleaning. After a bit Kevin came to get me in my snow filled cul-de-sac with his little Honda Civic. Poor car is still at my house. When Kevin and I got stuck, the only thing that went through my mind was OH MY GOD Steph is going to KILL us if we don't make it back and she would be alone with 4 kids. My super hero neighbor saved us though and with his 4wd, got us where we needed to be.
The 24Th came and went without incident or travel. (for me. KC went to the Chinese place and got us yummy food that I didn't have to cook.) Kids started bugging us to open presents at noon, and it kept up most of the day. I spent alot of time humming LALALALALALALA I can't hear you.
Christmas day was really nice. My parents came over for breakfast, after we had opened our gifts, which were a total hit. Lots of screaming and yelling, "that's exactly what I wanted!" I am doing the same thing next year. When the toys r us catalogue comes out I am giving the kids sharpie pens, they circle what they want, and I get what fits in the budget from that. We then made the 1/2 mile trek to my brothers house for a really nice really fun dinner and karaoke. We heard alot of "this was the best Christmas ever" from young and OLD.
So now, the 29Th day of what feels like the longest month of my life is here. I am finally able to get out of the house without the fear that some "A"hole with 4wd and no chains on and going 50mph is going to hit me. (why do people assume that they are safe with 4wd? To me that just means all 4 tires skid when you hit ice.) The lion is starting to slip off into slumber land, I am beginning to feel like a human again and not the domestic.
The insurance company ass/u/r/es** me that my car will be done by the 31st of this month. I say BAH Humbug. Not going to happen. I really want my shinny red sleigh back, but I will be the last person to hold my breath.
(I lived through a house remodel, I know that 3 weeks means 6 and by my math I have 2 1/2 weeks to go.)
Anyway to sum it up, the last month of the year has me completely ready for 2009. I am still committed to being a recovering smoker, although every day I dream of lighting something on fire and sticking it in my mouth. I am continuing my goal of feeding my family mostly home made and all organic foods.
I am excited that 24 is starting up again after our brief teaser, I am happy knowing that I will get to hold 2 new born babies this year that AREN'T mine.
I have friends, I have my health, I have my family, and still with that some days I actually have SANITY!
The month started off with me getting to know the car in front of me, and saying a temporary good-bye to a loved one. (my auto)
Then to add insult to injury, the stomach flu came to my house and stayed a bit. (why is it someone in my family has to puke for Christmas?)
There are only a handful of times per year someone in my house either vomits, or has some sort of accident. It is either for Christmas, or 2 days after my mother has left the country for 6 weeks.
[Example October 1999. My mother leaves the country, Ben who is 5 months old, gets the flu. Then I get the flu.....then KC gets the flu, passes out in the bathroom, falls and hits his head on the toilet, and has to be taken by ambulance to the hospital.
Worried that my dear husband has some sort of Cerebral Hemorrhage, I call my moms friend who kindly came and watched puke boy so I could rush to the hospital to be ill by my husbands bedside.
Luckily it was only a MINOR flesh wound, but my time of being able to be ill lasted about 4 hours. So puke and feverish, I take my poor man home, put him to bed, feed the boy, put him to bed, and I slept on the couch with a bucket. Who ever coined the phrase, "mothers are never allowed to be ill" was a freaking genius.]
So after the illness that struck Ben and I, completely missing Sarah and KC, it snowed. Not the cute "oh its snowing" kind of snow. Oh NO it had to be the city crippling kind. The kind of snow that cancels the last week of school before the winter 2 week break. THANK YOU MOTHER NATURE! YOU ARE A BITCH! I am happy that I am overly organized and had all of the shopping done by Halloween. If I hadn't have been like that I would have been screwed. Because I unlike many people here in Oregon, know my limitations when driving. I lived through a winter in Provo Utah. I can drive in snow. I had to. I can put my chains on, and can slowly get to where I am going if I absolutely need to. If you can drive in Utah, you can drive anywhere.....You haven't lived until you have driven there....There is really no way to put it other than, Picture it an old VW micro bus with 9 kids in it on Sunday LATE for church. I'd take snow any day over the bus. When a Mormon is late for church you'd be better off putting your car into the ditch yourself....Sorry to offend the Koreans, but you have nothing on a Mormon. Sorry. I'd actually prefer the scary ride with the Korean than a late Mormon. I know I am digressing, but bear with me. There is a thing we used to call the Mormon miracle...Church started at 9am. When church started there were a few families that made it on time. The singles that made it on time, and the Senior that made it on time. The Mormon miracle was that after you opened your eyes after the prayer (at 9:05) the sanctuary was FULL.
So back to December. By the 22ND I had cabin fever. I couldn't take it anymore. Neither could my friend Steph. She and her hubby Kevin, went Christmas shopping and left their kids with me. Oddly with 4 kids in the house, it got considerably quieter. She took my kids home with her that night and they all had a sleep over. KC got up on the 23rd and went to work, so that left me ALONE in my house.......which I spent cleaning. After a bit Kevin came to get me in my snow filled cul-de-sac with his little Honda Civic. Poor car is still at my house. When Kevin and I got stuck, the only thing that went through my mind was OH MY GOD Steph is going to KILL us if we don't make it back and she would be alone with 4 kids. My super hero neighbor saved us though and with his 4wd, got us where we needed to be.
The 24Th came and went without incident or travel. (for me. KC went to the Chinese place and got us yummy food that I didn't have to cook.) Kids started bugging us to open presents at noon, and it kept up most of the day. I spent alot of time humming LALALALALALALA I can't hear you.
Christmas day was really nice. My parents came over for breakfast, after we had opened our gifts, which were a total hit. Lots of screaming and yelling, "that's exactly what I wanted!" I am doing the same thing next year. When the toys r us catalogue comes out I am giving the kids sharpie pens, they circle what they want, and I get what fits in the budget from that. We then made the 1/2 mile trek to my brothers house for a really nice really fun dinner and karaoke. We heard alot of "this was the best Christmas ever" from young and OLD.
So now, the 29Th day of what feels like the longest month of my life is here. I am finally able to get out of the house without the fear that some "A"hole with 4wd and no chains on and going 50mph is going to hit me. (why do people assume that they are safe with 4wd? To me that just means all 4 tires skid when you hit ice.) The lion is starting to slip off into slumber land, I am beginning to feel like a human again and not the domestic.
The insurance company ass/u/r/es** me that my car will be done by the 31st of this month. I say BAH Humbug. Not going to happen. I really want my shinny red sleigh back, but I will be the last person to hold my breath.
(I lived through a house remodel, I know that 3 weeks means 6 and by my math I have 2 1/2 weeks to go.)
Anyway to sum it up, the last month of the year has me completely ready for 2009. I am still committed to being a recovering smoker, although every day I dream of lighting something on fire and sticking it in my mouth. I am continuing my goal of feeding my family mostly home made and all organic foods.
I am excited that 24 is starting up again after our brief teaser, I am happy knowing that I will get to hold 2 new born babies this year that AREN'T mine.
I have friends, I have my health, I have my family, and still with that some days I actually have SANITY!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
KATE
You must do some work today....don't just sit and read my blog. :) Hahaha. (although I did post twice)
Great chat we had the other day.
You are a good friend!!
Great chat we had the other day.
You are a good friend!!
Oh HAPPY day
I have had the most wonderful day.
I got to go shopping ALONE at Target.
I got new Jammies because the Crying Jew and I are going to the Great Wolf Lodge with the kids tomorrow.
She doesn't want to leave until 11 so I can get my morning stuff done and not rush.
24 started tonight. DID YOU HEAR ME????? 24 IS BACK!!!!
FREEKIN FINALLY!!
This season, instead of my quick 5 minute drive to Traci's house, she moved to Oregon City near our first house, so made the trek out there tonight to watch the season premier.
They did not disappoint! This was by far the BEST start to 24 EVER. (I know I sound like a 13 yr old girl) But OMG Becky it blew me out of my shoes!
The little void in my heart has been filled back up with Jack Bauer.
I wish I could say that there were just a few moments in the show that were my favorite, but I can't. The entire show was exactly what I wanted. (except for the fate of Robert Carlyle.)
I got off the couch and did the happy dance when I saw that "Hamish" was on my 24!
I now can't wait for January 11 and 12th!! We have to wait that long, but we get 4 hours over 2 days.....and oh did we get some OMG moments at the end when the handed out a few little tidbits. I love it that they are bringing someone back, but could this person really be bad or could this person be acting like Jack was when he went deep cover with the Salazar (???Maybe wrong name) brothers in like season 4?? Something to think about and search for spoilers on.
Well, I am off to bed to have my seasonal Jack Bauer dream.....
I got to go shopping ALONE at Target.
I got new Jammies because the Crying Jew and I are going to the Great Wolf Lodge with the kids tomorrow.
She doesn't want to leave until 11 so I can get my morning stuff done and not rush.
24 started tonight. DID YOU HEAR ME????? 24 IS BACK!!!!
FREEKIN FINALLY!!
This season, instead of my quick 5 minute drive to Traci's house, she moved to Oregon City near our first house, so made the trek out there tonight to watch the season premier.
They did not disappoint! This was by far the BEST start to 24 EVER. (I know I sound like a 13 yr old girl) But OMG Becky it blew me out of my shoes!
The little void in my heart has been filled back up with Jack Bauer.
I wish I could say that there were just a few moments in the show that were my favorite, but I can't. The entire show was exactly what I wanted. (except for the fate of Robert Carlyle.)
I got off the couch and did the happy dance when I saw that "Hamish" was on my 24!
I now can't wait for January 11 and 12th!! We have to wait that long, but we get 4 hours over 2 days.....and oh did we get some OMG moments at the end when the handed out a few little tidbits. I love it that they are bringing someone back, but could this person really be bad or could this person be acting like Jack was when he went deep cover with the Salazar (???Maybe wrong name) brothers in like season 4?? Something to think about and search for spoilers on.
Well, I am off to bed to have my seasonal Jack Bauer dream.....
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Back by popular demand
Ok,
I must think of a scathingly brilliant first post for my "new" blog.
But, I think I will post this and be fine until my next outburst of hilarity.
The beloved X-box has returned. The red ring of death is NO more! Yeah woo hoo. Whatever.
So, all week I had been getting up-dates from KC on delivery status. I'd already been put on notice that a signature was required for delivery, and that SOMEONE would have to be home to receive it. It was due to arrive on a Monday, and as that is my "clean the house day" (but really I drink coffee in the AM while I am watching my DVR of Dexter, and maybe start cleaning about 10 ish. very loose ish.) I told him yes I will be here and would be happy to sign for his X-box.
Somehow, UPS was on the ball, and low and behold on Friday morning, I get a call from KC saying......"my x-box is on the truck out for delivery!!!!"
Yeah, I'm so happy for you when said with a moderate amount of sarcasm, isn't met well when the listener is your husband.
So he comes home from work, and instead of saying hello Eileen, how was your day and hi kids how was school, I get this:
KC "is it here yet? where did you put it? how long till dinner, I want to set it up.
Me, "nope not here yet, but Ups usually doesn't show up until about 6 so you have to wait."
KC "seriously, where did you put it? I'll just set it up and come right back in."
Me "IT'S NOT HERE"
KC "you didn't give it to Kevin did you just to mess with me"
Me "funny but NO, I did not give it to Kevin"
KC "I know its here just tell me where it is."
Me, "its on the truck out for delivery. If you don't believe me, go check the Internet."
KC "ok I will...then you will have to tell me where you put it."
goes and checks Internet......."fuck"
Me "Told you so."
now is where I start messing with him
Me "kc, i see headlights....oops sorry they kept going." (laughing to my self knowing that I am building up to something really good.)
Me "KC, more headlights....OOOOOh KC they stopped and i can hear something sounding like a diesel engine out front.....KC, THE UPS MAN IS HERE GO TO THE FRONT DOOR.....HE'S HERE HE'S HERE" (by now the kids have caught on as they are in the front room looking out the window, and are chanting, "hes here dad hes here come look"
**Kc is now running from Family room to Front window.....looking like a kid at Christmas.*****His head when he reaches the window drops in defeat, shoulders slump and he manages to say......
KC "screw you just screw screw you"
I myself am now on the floor of the kitchen laughing so hard that I have to mentally tell myself that i will NOT pee in my pants. I was in tears by the time I could manage to stand up again.
It did finally show up.....he managed to do a head count in the house before going to the door. Eileen, Ben, Sarah, Ok there is no one outside tricking me....
He has been in the garage ever since.
I must think of a scathingly brilliant first post for my "new" blog.
But, I think I will post this and be fine until my next outburst of hilarity.
The beloved X-box has returned. The red ring of death is NO more! Yeah woo hoo. Whatever.
So, all week I had been getting up-dates from KC on delivery status. I'd already been put on notice that a signature was required for delivery, and that SOMEONE would have to be home to receive it. It was due to arrive on a Monday, and as that is my "clean the house day" (but really I drink coffee in the AM while I am watching my DVR of Dexter, and maybe start cleaning about 10 ish. very loose ish.) I told him yes I will be here and would be happy to sign for his X-box.
Somehow, UPS was on the ball, and low and behold on Friday morning, I get a call from KC saying......"my x-box is on the truck out for delivery!!!!"
Yeah, I'm so happy for you when said with a moderate amount of sarcasm, isn't met well when the listener is your husband.
So he comes home from work, and instead of saying hello Eileen, how was your day and hi kids how was school, I get this:
KC "is it here yet? where did you put it? how long till dinner, I want to set it up.
Me, "nope not here yet, but Ups usually doesn't show up until about 6 so you have to wait."
KC "seriously, where did you put it? I'll just set it up and come right back in."
Me "IT'S NOT HERE"
KC "you didn't give it to Kevin did you just to mess with me"
Me "funny but NO, I did not give it to Kevin"
KC "I know its here just tell me where it is."
Me, "its on the truck out for delivery. If you don't believe me, go check the Internet."
KC "ok I will...then you will have to tell me where you put it."
goes and checks Internet......."fuck"
Me "Told you so."
now is where I start messing with him
Me "kc, i see headlights....oops sorry they kept going." (laughing to my self knowing that I am building up to something really good.)
Me "KC, more headlights....OOOOOh KC they stopped and i can hear something sounding like a diesel engine out front.....KC, THE UPS MAN IS HERE GO TO THE FRONT DOOR.....HE'S HERE HE'S HERE" (by now the kids have caught on as they are in the front room looking out the window, and are chanting, "hes here dad hes here come look"
**Kc is now running from Family room to Front window.....looking like a kid at Christmas.*****His head when he reaches the window drops in defeat, shoulders slump and he manages to say......
KC "screw you just screw screw you"
I myself am now on the floor of the kitchen laughing so hard that I have to mentally tell myself that i will NOT pee in my pants. I was in tears by the time I could manage to stand up again.
It did finally show up.....he managed to do a head count in the house before going to the door. Eileen, Ben, Sarah, Ok there is no one outside tricking me....
He has been in the garage ever since.
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